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The Top 10 Ways to tell if you're Obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean
by Arsarniel

10: To say "Yes" you say: "Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!"

9: You practice your Jack imitation three hours a day

8: When anything goes wrong, you wail "But why's the rum gone?!?"

7: You end every other sentence with "Savvy?"

6: You get gold teeth just to be like Jack

5: You slice your palm over a box of gold medallions just for the fun of it

4: When making any agreement, you say: "I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp?"

3: You make rope out of back hair

2: You lie in bed awake for hours on end pondering just WHY the rum's gone.

And the #1 way to tell if you're obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean is:

1: You invoke the right of Parley with invading robbers

 

The Pirate Song

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're rascals, scoundrels villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties yo ho
We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho